You Won’t Believe How This Girl Gets Her Jet Ski to the Beach
Every now and then you come across something so simple that it blows your mind. It’s like the simple and spectacular meet, and the rest is history. That is what this is all about. Behold the simple way to move your personal watercraft from beach to ocean by yourself. Take a look and see what I’m talking about. Pretty nifty, huh? Yeah, I know, I forgot to mention there is a beautiful girl who demonstrates the product. I “forgot” on purpose. I thought you were a quick study and could figure that part out. Now, if you can turn away from her curves, let’s look at the other curves below. Actually, there is only one curve, and its a big one.
What Kind of Jet Ski Lift is This?
How would you describe this thing? An arbor on wheels? A jet ski lift? The world’s smallest gaffney crane? Any of those would work I think. However, I like to think of it as the simplest way to get your little boat in the water. Simply attach the hooks on either side, lift and roll. This is much better than using a public access ramp. No crowds, no wet tailpipes, no crowds, no stuck boat trailers, and no crowds.
Did I mention no crowds? In my opinion, that is the best part. This little beast allows you to maneuver your jet ski over varied terrain. You can place your water craft in the water on your terms. That is nice. It is also a gas saver. Plus, the Beach Rover can handle a 20 degree incline so climbing sand dunes are not a problem.
Looks cool, right? Very convenient too, wouldn’t you agree? You have no idea my friends. Let’s explore the Beach Rover a bit. For starters, it comes equipped with a gasoline e
Looks cool, right? Very convenient too, wouldn’t you agree? You have no idea my friends. Let’s explore the Beach Rover a bit. For starters, it comes equipped with a gasoline engine. You can get an electric engine for an extra $1,000. It comes equipped with a solar panel so it recharges itself. That might actually be worth the extra money. It would pay for itself in no time. The Rover does not use much gas anyway, but if you could take it out of the equation why not?
The Beach Rover is an Easy Build
So you might be wondering where you can get one. Well, you could drive to Michigan, but the drive might be too far depending on where you live. Instead they can ship them to you… un-assembled. Now you want to buy one whether you own a jet ski or not! There is nothing us guys like doing more than putting together things that can move even heavier things. It gets our testosterone going, it puts hair on our chest, it makes our women… well never mind, let’s keep this PG rated shall we? You get the idea though. Feel free to drive your brain to the end of that road. My point is, there is something about attaching hydraulic hoses and electronic valve controls that gets our blood pumping. It makes us want to scream like Braveheart. Order one and you will get that chance my friends.
However, you will only feel that way for about an hour. That’s how long it takes to put one together with the help of a friend according to the manufacturer. Just think though, you will feel even better after that. You get to actually use it. Lift your jet ski and get it to the water. Lift up your beer keg and get it to the beach. Lift up your girlfriend and roll her to your house. Okay, those last two are not recommended by people like the fire marshal, the manufacturer and the consumer public safety commission, but when has that ever stopped us from being creative? Just remember, if you do haul anything other than a jet ski, you did not get that idea from me. I subcontracted out this paragraph to an agency. Since I spent the money, I had to make it work. Go sue them instead. I forgot their name though so good luck.
Yes, I’m kidding. On a serious note, this is an absolute genius invention. When you see things like this it makes you wonder why they were not thought of sooner. Paper clips, cup holders in car consoles, Snuggies and now the Beach Rover jet ski lift… what took so long? We may never know the answer to that. We just need to be glad they are here. Please don’t tell my wife I mentioned a Snuggie in this piece. I have a reputation to maintain.